Nine years ago I was dating this beautiful creature Kari, that eventually became my spouse and better half. I’m a Flight Attendant; this career path has taken me to many different places. Every day at work brings someone new, and every once and a while I get to meet a celebrity. In Flight Attendant School they caution us to respect celebrity privacy.

My Flight Attendant Career be damned, I was going to go for it. Dean Cain aka “Superman” from “The Adventures of Lois and Clark” was on my flight.

I approached him very professionally and asked, “Can I get you something to drink?” He replied “That he was fine, thank-you”. I thought for a second about the Flight Attendant Career I loved, and the rules of Celebrity engagement. Career be damned, I blurted out to Superman himself “Will you do me a favor?”

Superman looks me in the eyes, the same eyes he could have x-rayed my brains out, and said, “Sure, what can I do for you?”
I about died, the flight was only 55 minutes long, and I had already wasted too much time being a charming host to all the other regulars on the flight. I had to get busy now that I had Superman under my power. I handed him a pen and pad, and said, “Ok, start writing.”

I dictated words to Superman himself to put on paper, “Kari, I may be as fast as a speeding bullet, but you want a man that will last forever. I may be able to leap the tall building, but you have the man that will fly to the end of the world for you. My weakness is the deadly kryptonite, John’s weakness is the thought of losing you”. He signed off, God Bless, Dean Cain aka Superman.

Oh yea, he was super, but in Kari’s eyes, I was the MAN.

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