They don’t prepare you for situations like this in flight attendant school, at least not explicitly. Having been around for a few years, however, I have been in situations where I thought something was going on in that tiny room. There have been several such occurrences throughout my flight attendant career, and I know it’s really a victimless crime.

Often two lovebirds slip into the lavatory, one after the other. Sometimes they try to be stealthy about it, and sometimes not so much, especially when they’ve been drinking. I normally just go about my business, and next thing I know, two people come out of the lavatory, flushed and smiling.

They usually return to their seats and whisper sweet nothings to each other, bothering no one. I often wonder how many of the passengers notice these things happen. When people try to hide it, it’s usually fine, but on one long flight, I watched a couple stumble down the rows and enter the bathroom.

Soon enough, they were being quite loud, and of course I didn’t want them to disturb the other passengers. However, it was quiet in the cabin, and no one was in line for the lavatory. At five in the morning, with most of the passengers asleep, I said what the hell, and let them have their fun.

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